Taylor Swift (type of) makes a cameo in Thursday’s episode of NBC’s Dangerous Information.
In a sneak peek launched Tuesday, Diana St. Tropez (Tina Fey) comes throughout a nasty headline: “SHOTS FIRED! Portia Scott Griffith DECLARES SQUAD FEUD WITH MMN BOARDROOM BITCH.” Diana then watches as TV anchor Portia Scott-Griffith (Nicole Richie) trashes her via tune.
Within the “Dangerous Blood” spoof, Portia—a.ok.a. Calamity—takes the lead and proceeds to diss her newly appointed boss. “You higher wash dish, bish / I’ve had sufficient of your ish, bish / I am a well-known and wealthy bish / So that you higher watch dish, bish,” Portia sings. “You higher wash dish, bish / I’ve had sufficient of your ish, bish / I am a well-known and wealthy bish / So that you higher watch dish, bish.”
(As she struts via the workplace, Portia actually washes a grimy dish.)
Whereas Swift’s squad included characters like Domino (Jessica Alba), Frostbyte (Lily Aldridge), Headmistress (Cindy Crawford), Fortunate Fiori (Lena Dunham), Slay-Z (Gigi Hadid), Justice (Mariska Hargitay), Knockout (Karlie Kloss) and Reduce Throat (Zendaya), Calamity’s crew contains Walter Concrete (John Michael Higgins), Lil Troublemaker (Andrea Martin), You Decide for Me I Do not Care (Brad Morris), Gerald P. Robinson, CPA (Chris Parnell), Kick-Splosion (Horatio Sanz) and Whiplash (Tracey Wigfield). After Diana finishes watching the video, she says, “Not right this moment.”
Will Diana reply with a “Swish Swish” parody? Tune in when Nice Information airs Thursday at 9:30 p.m. on NBC.
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