Uh, Betty Cooper, is that you simply?
Riverdale is nice at being completely nuts, and there is not any scarcity of scenes that made us go “huh?” However tonight’s episode verged on an uncomfortable “huh??” as Betty (Lili Reinhart) stripped down—in entrance of all people—and carried out a really seductive rendition of a Tears for Fears tune, practising her stripper pole strikes in entrance of her mother, her boyfriend, his dad, and a whole gang.
Apparently it is all a part of the outdated, misogynistic (Toni’s phrases, not ours) initiation ritual for women within the gang, known as “The Serpent Dance.”
Toni stated Betty did not need to know, however uh yeah, Betty did. She wished to know every thing.
And so, in a while, on the social gathering she and Jughead threw for FP’s gang retirement (who throws a gang retirement social gathering?), Betty took over after Archie and Veronica’s completely moody efficiency of “Mad World” imploded, leaving the Serpents pissed as hell.
She took the stage, shortly ditching her tasteful however dangerously unbuttoned sleeveless chambray and revealing the black bodysuit beneath.
She simply sang for a second, however then she additionally ditched the singing for the stripper pole whereas her disembodied voice continued with the tune one way or the other anyway.
Then, Alice lastly confirmed up on the entrance of the gang to sigh and fully underreact to her teenage daughter stripping for a bunch of outdated motorbike dudes, in some sort of ritual she apparently had to carry out as a way to be a part of her boyfriend’s gang.
Certain, Toni identified that this little initiation ritual was sexist and bizarre, however that did not change the truth that it was, or that it was going to occur anyway.
Within the phrases of Jughead, “Why did you try this?!”
Darkish Betty’s enjoyable and all in principle, however does that darkness actually have to come back from stripping in a bar?? Cannot she simply hold sporting wigs and pouring maple syrup onto individuals in sizzling tubs?? Boy can we miss the times of maple syrup in sizzling tubs!
Anyway, we simply hope Lili Reinhart was completely cool with that efficiency and that each single grownup man in that bar felt tremendous uncomfortable.
Riverdale airs Wednesdays at eight p.m. on the CW.